
1. Tom Cruise may be a real vampire…and not a sexy, good one
2. The Hulk Hogan family should not be allowed to vote
3. If you met your spouse at Club 90, you should lie when asked
4.
Reno 911 is the best reality television out there
5. People who watch Dr. Phil should read more
6. Most Red Hot Chili Peppers songs are unintelligible and whiney
7. White chocolate is not chocolate
8. No matter how cute you think your lawn ornaments are, they’re just creepy
9. If you understand
Lost, you should increase your medication
10. Every man has a secret fantasy of being a merman