1. Tom Cruise may be a real vampire…and not a sexy, good one
2. The Hulk Hogan family should not be allowed to vote
3. If you met your spouse at Club 90, you should lie when asked
4. Reno 911 is the best reality television out there
5. People who watch Dr. Phil should read more
6. Most Red Hot Chili Peppers songs are unintelligible and whiney
7. White chocolate is not chocolate
8. No matter how cute you think your lawn ornaments are, they’re just creepy
9. If you understand Lost, you should increase your medication
10. Every man has a secret fantasy of being a merman
9 comments:
Funny, I was just thinking the same thing...nope, no I wasn't :)
jamo ALWAYS talks about wanting to be a merman....
When I was in Oregon I tried to campaign against my mom's lawn ornament! Fortunately it isn't a gnome, but a ceramic rabbit isn't much better. She wouldn't listen, so it will be abducted at one point...
Ok the Red Hot Chili Peppers make me smile huge smiles on retarded days. White chocolate is soo good. Even if it is waxy and weird. I agree the Hogan family shouldn't be allowed to vote. And as you said there is something wrong with Tom Cruise I can't put my finger on it, but I enjoy his movies non the less! And I asked Jace about the merman and he agrees, he's like to be a merman!! So although really random and I'm not so uncertain that you shouldn't increase YOUR medication, I love you!
You are freaking hilarious! I love the merman comment. I know that to be true!
Lol, you crack me up Brynn! My fave is "if you like Dr. Phil, you should read more." Hahaha
Two things: I love the merman comment... and It's ironic that you mentioned Tom Cruise as a Vampire. We rented Interview with a Vampire and he's in it! Pretty good vampire if you ask me!
I agree...White Chocolate is not Chocolate!
Random much?
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