9/24/08

JR, otherwise known as "The Chosen One", "The Package", and "The Golden Child" (according to himself)


JR was tagged by our awesome friend, Spencer, who cracks me up. So here we sit while I type the answers that JR tells me because he is too lazy to do his own tag. But as you can see, his answers are quite typical for my funny husband. Once again, disclaimer…these are JR’s answers straight from him, not mine. And in fact, I did have to edit a bit to make it appropriate to share.

3 Joys
1. My wife and baby girl
2. The Gospel of Jesus Christ
3. Sports

3 Fears
1. Losing my wife
2. Losing my family
3. Losing fantasy football

3 Current Obsessions
1. Rock Band
2. Golf
3. Midget Porn

3 Regrets
1. Not meeting my wife sooner
2. Not buying my new irons sooner
3. Drafting Tom Brady in the first round of fantasy football

3 Facts About Me
1. I am an avid fly fisherman and outdoorsman
2. I am a incredible country swing dancer
3. I have a huge package

Well tagging some of those guys out there, give it a try: Chad C., Bryson, Jace, and McKay

13 comments:

Daybreaking Dickersons said...

Hilarious! I always knew JR had a fetish for midgets.

Lac said...

I wish JR hadn't turned Jace on to his midget porn, now we fight over what to watch! I'm like, MTV and Jace is like no, I want my asian midget porn! Sick! Kidding! That was funny, I'll get Jace on it!

Ashlie said...

That was seriously the funniest thing I have ever read. I am going to have to ask Pattrick these questions because I bet his would have many resemblances of JR's.

Aly said...

That is hilarious! Well is it chinese migit porn? Because, well that changes it! Love you too much!!

Endrizzi Life said...

That might have been more information than I needed to know about JR... :) No seriously, his smarty pants answers crack me up! Thanks JR for supporting your wife to come down and visit me for the day - it was so nice. I didn't want to give her back...

Lindsay said...

JR is too funny! It would be interesting to see what you had to edit to make it appropriate. JR definitely keeps you on your toes:)

Natalie Simons said...

I am laughing my booty off. JR is hilarious! It's so sweet that his regret is that he didn't meet you sooner :) He is adorable!

Nat said...

Wow! Didn't know JR was a swing dancer. Guess that's what happens when you become a "fAggie" at Utah State. Can you dance Brynn?

Heath said...

I thought my husband was the only one....that was into the 'little ones'. I'll have to ask him these questions too but I don't think they'd probably be appropriate for my blog.

The Strong Family said...

Maybe JR just thinks he has a "huge package" because he watches midget porn! It's throwing his sense of reality way out of wack :-)

(Just Kidding - JR you are too funny) I love the fact that Brynn still had to sensor your answers too.

The Evers said...

I my gosh if those are really his answers, I LOVE HIM! How stinking funny is he?

The Bonham Family said...

James is digging the fly fishing set up! Of coarse! I love that he said he would have met you sooner! But common J.R. she was in middle school and we all had big fat crushes on you! I'm impressed on the editing aspect!

Jodie said...

Even after the Penial Reduction??????
I never wanted to change next to Jr in the highschool locker room.
Can you say 1st cousin to a clydesdale?

Very Funny Bells
McKay