5/3/08

My Daily Haley Sayings

Statements that I repeat to Haley pretty much daily:

Please eat the bottle, not your foot.

You are not a bear; why are you growling?

Bath water is for cleaning, not for drinking.

Please stop talking to your mobile and close your eyes.

No matter how hard you fight putting clothes on, you can't live naked.

I can't wait until your daddy gets home.

11 comments:

Natalie Simons said...

I am laughing out loud, because some of those statements are word for word what I say to Cameryn daily!! No joke. I love it! I miss you guys!

The Bonham Family said...

Those are so true! I glad Im not the only one that talks out loud to my kids. You should come over sometime this week and see the boys. Were home all the time just waiting for a hott chick! When are you moving? Have you found a home yet?

Tif said...

You know you wish you could live naked.

Heath said...

Those are mild...I say things like,
GET OUT OF THE TOILET WATER!
WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD?
STOP TRIPPING YOUR BROTHER!
WAIT TILL YOUR DAD GETS HOME!

The Bryner Bunch said...

So funny how she grunts and growls like a bear...so cute! The joys of motherhood:)

Taylor Family said...

You are so funny!! I love checking in on your blog! We cant wait to see you guys on Saturdday!!!!! I am so excited to meet Haley!! Love you guys!!!

Aly said...

So funny. I love it. I love the wait till' your Dad gets home. That is classic.

Ashlie said...

Can't wait for one of my own!

The Evers said...

What a crack up! I bet so many of the things we say each day as moms sound so ridiculous! You are are a funny women! Hey I am coming, check out my blog! Let me know when I can come and play with you! Oh and meet Miss Haley of course

The Ottosen Family said...

That is so funny! and SO true!

Lac said...

and I say, "Oh Haley, it's ok that your Mom doesn't call and come over to see your favorite aunt lacie when she get her uterus taken out. No big deal that you live all of 20 minutes away. I love you my little smoosh!"