It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here? …He's an angry elf.
Well, you know everything worked out. I mean, I like Annie.
Well, good Jack, maybe we'll keep her.
I can't put my arms down!
Well... put your arms down when you get to school.
You like sugar, huh?
Is there sugar in syrup?
Yes.
Then YES!
Would it please the court
if i gave you your christmas card?
I probably won't see you again unless
I get arrested, which is very unlikely,
Since it's christmas eve and I'm going
to bed uncharacteristically early.
I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City.
You serious, Clark?
The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked.
The vegetables were catered...so was dessert.
Thank you, Susan.
You're welcome.
2 comments:
Brynn- You are so funny you little movie buff! Anytime I think of you I think of all the fun movies weve watched and how you can memorize any line! Im not even gonna try and do your movie lines! Cause being preggo my brain does not work. Love ya Jen
Hey brynnie. The only one that I can't name is the last one. I will have to think of that one. So so cute.
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