Lacie tagged me to write 50 things about me, so here goes....
1. I make my own jewelry out of breakfast cereals.
2. I am an amazing river dancer.
3. I believe in silent at-home birthing and that is how Haley’s birth was.
4. I often get mistaken for Brooke Burke.
5. This year I have already completed 3 triathlons.
6. I am the local Dungeons and Dragons champion.
7. I make my own cosmetics using sea salt and lavender oil.
8. I am a massage therapist for houseplants.
9. For special occasions, I love to eat at Chuck-A-Rama.
10. I collect anything from Medieval times.
11. I am an avid reader of historical non-fiction.
12. I have a personal trainer and never miss a work-out.
13. I publish a monthly conspiracy theory newsletter under the alias of "Scully".
14. I only eat organic and I grow my own produce.
15. I have been to four Neil Diamond concerts.
16. I dress up for every Star Trek convention.
17. I make my own soap using oatmeal and locally-harvested honey.
18. I am an incredible basketball player.
19. I have two cockroaches as pets, Burt and Ernie.
20. I have a home business selling Beanie Babies on Ebay.
21. I never miss an episode of Antique Roadshow.
22. I have read every Dr. Phil book and I follow his work like a religion.
23. I plan to have at least 11 children.
24. I make my own clothing out of locally-grown wheat.
25. I am fluent in several languages, including Farsi.
26. In 2004 I won the Miss Duchesne pageant.
27. My husband and I met on the set of Divorce Court.
28. I spend most of my free time in internet chat rooms.
29. I love wax museums.
30. I hope to someday pursue my dream of becoming a Mexican wrestler.
31. I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
32. I get most of my therapy research from Jerry Springer episodes.
33. My favorite vacation is going on an alternative lifestyle cruise line.
34. I teach Pilates to the animals at the local shelter.
35. I am a black belt in Karate.
36. I hope to someday pursue my dream of being in the Ice-Capades.
37. I find 30 year old men still living with their parents and playing in garage bands attractive.
38. I am a regular at the local karaoke bar.
39. I hope to be on the next season of “So You Think You Can Dance?”
40. I sniff pixie stix to get high.
41. I am the Utah County Spelling Bee Champion.
42. I hope to one day own my own astrology paraphernalia shop.
43. I am currently taking a snake charming class.
44. I bake homeade bread daily using a solar-powered oven.
45. I spent time in a Turkish prison.
46. I make my own furniture out of bamboo.
47. I only use cloth diapers made from organic cotton.
48. I love to scrapbook.
49. I make my own shampoo out of dandilion weeds.
50. I am saving up money to turn my canine teeth into vampire fangs.